Who could this be, but the devil herself

Today's been very weird. I had a strange morning, and I never got to go out at all today because I'm supposed to be studying for mid-terms right now.

Scott, I'm sorry I wasn't able to come over to help the two of you study. It's not that I'm mad at you, it's just I didn't feel ready to see you. I'm not really sure what it is that is hurting me specifically right now. I mean, when did you plan on telling us? Because it came up rather suddenly when you were talking to Frankie, in fact you never told me or Rob. When did you plan on telling us? We really are serious about it, it's just me and Frankie are juniors right now and we have alot to deal with, and you and Rob just started high school and have a pretty similar conflict of interests. But we really are serious. It hurts to hear you say that you want to be with a band that's more dedicated and will get together more. As Frankie put it when I was on the phone with him today, it's always been important to us, not just in writing music, but it's always been a major part of our relationship with each other. The four of us are best friends, Scott you are one of the people I treasure above almost everyone else, we've been best friends ever since you were in 4th grade.
I know what's really hurting me right now Scott. It's that I don't know how long you've known these kids. I know you aren't officially a "band" yet, but you've known them for at the most 3 months or so. Me, Rob, and Frankie are your best friends in the world. I just feel really upset that you take the word of these kids you haven't known nearly as long as us and believe they are any more serious than we are. We really do care about our band Scott, and we care about you. I feel like I just want to give you a hug and hear you say that you're still my friend. I miss you Scott, I just don't get why you trust these kids more than you trust three of the people who care about you more than anyone else.
It's not about the band Scott, I just want my best friend to belong to us again.

Let me preface this with 2 things

1. I don't like extemp which is the category I did today
2. People who do forensics are the people who really do the crazy things they say they want to do

The third round of extemp was Economics, so I was nervous cause its a hard category to begin with. My three question choices were
1) How will the nokia merger affect the economy
2) How will the NASDAQ bid affect London
3) How will google handle Quaero

I picked the google one cause I figured we had a google folder, so i could figure out was QUaero was later. After 10 minutes of searching, I had absolutely no where to find out wtf Quaero was. SO I gave up and was going to tell the judge I couldnt answer when it was my turn. Then I remembered what I said to Cyrus yesterday

"If I cant answer a question, i should just sing fergilicious for the judge"

And i looked at Cyrus and Gerald and I said "if i have any balls, i would really do it"

5 minutes of thinking later i began writing a version of fergilicious with lyrics about how i didnt know what QUaero was.

When it was my time to speak i went to my room

There was no one there aside from one judge, a time keeper, and two observers. All four of them were about 19-20 and had graduated from the high school and had done my category. THey asked for my question and i handed them the sheet. Upon handing to them I said

Me: "I have no idea how to answer my question, do you guys know how to say QUaero"
Timekeeper: "I think its like "Kwah-Ero"
Me: "Well I really can't do it cause I dont know what it is"
(the four of them consult each other)
Judge: "none of us has clue what it is, if you wanna bs and make up what it is you can speak so we can at least rate ur speaking style"
Me: "No thats ok, I actually was busy rewriting fergielicious to talk about how i dont understand the word, if instead of giving me time signals you drop me a beat i could perform it for you"
(they're eyes went wide and they looked at each other like i was crazy)
Judge: "Do you care about winning"
Me: "Well this isnt really my category and i worked hard on this so..."
Judge: "Ok, dont tell anyone, but ill write you a bogus critique sheet saying u gave us an average speech and ill let you do it"
Me: "You ready...?"
(They all look at each other)
Timekeeper: "If you seriously are"

Then I sang my song

"Listen up yall cause this is it,
The question that I'm answering is Quaero-licious.

*All four of them start wildly laughing and start clapping and stomping to the beat*

Quaero-licious definition I dont have a clue,
This tournament has bad questions and I'm a decent speaker too,
I can read it, can't pronounce it.
I don't get it, I won't answer it
And ain't no other extemper make things up like me

Quaero-licious

But I ain't ashamed of it,
And if you're thinkin different,
Then check out my old speeches

Quaero-licious
It's not hot

Quaero-licious
I don't know what it is at all

Quaero-licious
This questions bad ba bad bad

Quaero-licious def
Quaero-licious def
Quaero-licious def def def def def def def def

Quaero-licious definition this song wont fill seven minutes"

(I said THE END)

The all looked at each other and just were like WOW

The time keeper asked for a picture with me so they took turns standing next to me and getting pictures while i held up the sheet that i had written my song on.

After awhile they wer ejust like, "We do have more people to judge so you have to go but... that was just amazing"

Later in the auditorium my judge walks in and this friend of his runs over to me and says

"Oh my god! youre the kid from the picture! Can i take a pic with you too!"

And i was like why not lol

Then at the end of the day while i got on the bus my judge runs out and goes

"Hey! can you come for sushi with us, youre amazing" lol

And i said "sorry, my skills are needed elsewhere, i will keep it real i assure you... GOOD DAY!"


Remember kids, if a forensics kid says theyll do something... they mean it lol

I'm so stoked for Kwanzaa 2morrow, so until then christmas has to kep me going. I got
Final Fantasy XII,
Okami,
Dead Rising,
Sonic the Hedgehog,
Tony Hawk's Project 8,
Splinter Cell Double Agent,
VIVA PINATA,
Advent Rising,
Viewtiful Joe Red Hot Rumble,
Lostmagic,
Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin,
Lunar: Dragon Song,
Final Fantasy III,
Pirates of the Carribean 2,
25 Dollars for iTunes,
50 Dollars for Hot Topic,
and a HAIR STRAIGHTENER!!1

What now bitches?

I can't take forensics anymore. I miss when it was something I'd do one saturday every month or so. I like that I'm good at it now but, I just can't deal with it. It feels like every goddamn weekend they ship me out to some middle of nowhere college for a tournament during the whole weekend. Then I come home late Sunday and I'm tired for the rest of the week. People don't need to tell me I never do anything anymore because I'm always away, I ALREADY KNOW. But I can't quit this thing. First off, I like it, I just dont like doing it THIS MUCH. Second, I'm 21st in the country right now. That's 21st in the whole nation. LOTS AND LOTS of kids do this and I'm one of the top. Kids in Texas are afraid when they hear im in a round with them. Third, my parents wouldn't let me quit, I'm 21st in the country, that looks good on a college application I cant just stop. Fourthly, almost all of my friends who go to Iona do forensics and would hate me deeply for ditching them.
So look, I know you all feel dissapointed whenever you ask me to go somewhere and I say I can't because I'm away, but trust me I'm upset about it. I'm not choosing to ditch the people I care most about to go to the middle of nowhere all the time, for those reasons its just something I have to do. This weekend is my last away tournament until Harvard in February, so just realise I already feel bad enough without everyone telling me Im away all the time. I know Im away all the time, and worse, Im away from you all. Look, I know I need to do something about forensics because I feel like its ruining me.

Rawr last weekend was awesome. I started feeling very baddly for keeping Brittany's surprise party from her, but in the end she had a great time so it was ok. Me, Rob, and Frankie showed up early and we helped Jenn, Kaila, Caroline, and Tanya set up balloons! Then we turned off one of the glowing cups to see if Britt noticed it, and she of course did lol. The DVD that I spent so many weeks on making perfect worked in her computer! I was really really relieved. Oh! and when Britt got home i dove and hid in a box and people threw jackets over me, and someone said "your present is in that box over there. So when Britt was tossing the jackets off someone goes "It's Andy!" and yeah it was fun. It was so sweet, she told me later that night that when she heard people say surprise the first thing she did was look around for me, and I think she's the cutest thing in the world.

Anyway! That night was amaze, and when me, Rob, and Frankie got home something else happened. Awhile ago I talked about the monset spider that me and Frankie killed. Remember? The giant rake eating, bike jumping, never dying beast? Yeah well I snuck up on Frankie outside the bathroom and he goes "andy whats that" and points behind me. So i assume hes scrwing with me and i walk by and he goes "no seriously!" and I turn and on the door way to the garage.... IS A MONSTER SPIDER. IT WAS BACK FROM THE GRAVE!!! Anyway me and frankie freak and rob walks in half asleep. I love Rob, he says half awake "whats da problem", and im like "its a man eating spider" and rob goes

"Oh dat?"
*looks at spider*
"Dats a little bitch"
*picks up golf club from near door*
*VIOLENTLY BEATS IT TO DEATH*
*walks away muttering* "... i fucked dat nigga up..."

Due to the fact that there are many soldiers in the Black Parade itself, and because of the way the characters are dressed (including mother war), it is safe to assume that the parade the patient saw as a child was a homecoming parade for world war I soldiers. This also explains why the patients father would have said to him "will you be the savior of the broken..." because this would make sense in the context of being surrounded by war heroes. The patients father specifically states that he will lead him in the Black Parade, and it is assumed that the large skeleton on the special edition artwork who is holding the patient is his father's phantom.

The End acts as an intro to the mood of the Black Parade, not necessarilly narrative or flashback, but it serves the purpose of showing how to look at the rest of the tracks

In Dead! the patient is in the hospital, and we are told there is a complication in his heart during some sort of operation. The patient has two weeks to live.

This is How I Dissapear is about how the patient breaks up with his girlfriend so she does not need to be hurt by his death. Because "without you is how I dissapear", he says he will ive his life alone forever because this song is the process of severing his ties with this world

The Sharpest Lives is unclear, it could be a flashback of the reckless life he has led, or it could possibly be that he broke out of the hospital and gave in to all his hedonistic desires before his imminent death.

Welcome to the Black Parade begins with the narrative of the parade he viewed as a child, and we find out that he has now died and the parade is here for him. In the music video we find out that mother war, fear, and regret are all part of this parade. Also at the conclusion of the video and in the song itself the patient is left alone, a path is laid out for him but he must traverse it alone.
I Don't Love You is a flashback that might be about an abusive relationship he had, or possibly about his feelings for his girlfriend before his death. Either way this is the first flashback and the first time the patient examines his life as he walks through purgatory.

House of Wolves is when the patient sees hell. He becomes terrified that he was a sinner and he is seeing hell because he is going there. The devil however tells him to get out, and warns the patient about fear and regret "Run like the devil theyre never gunna leave u alone",

Cancer is not so much a flashback as it is a switch in perspective. This is the reaction of the patient's loved ones to his final hours

Mama is him talking to mother war, who is perhaps a mother of a soldier who fell in the war, but regardless she is the embodiment of maternity in the afterlife, and the patient's statements towards her are truly directed towards his own mother. There is much ratioanlization in this song as the patient is still dealing with seeing hell. "Mama we all go to hell" sounds like something someone would say if they were sure they were going to hell and wanted comfort. Though mother war says he can find redemption, the patient curses her and leaves causing her to cry.

Sleep is about the patient thinking he deserves to go to hell because he isn't sorry for his actions. His lack of seeking redemption is equivalent to damnation in his mind. The title of this cd comes from a symbolic similarity of sleep to wanting to escape temporarily from his situation, but just as how in life you must die, in purgatory you must go to heaven or hell. Gerard yells "wake up!" which acts to remind the patient that he will face judgement

Teenagers is a flashback to his childhood, he does not remember himself as being a stable, nor a good kid. Clearly this just adds to his fears of punishment.

Disenchanted marks a turning point and is the patient becoming dissilusioned. He no longer fears "regret" because he accepts whatever his fate ends up being. He becomes ok with not fulfilling his planned goals in life.

Famous last words can be taken many ways, gerard himself says he is not sure wether the patient dies or not, we however are sure he dies. The part left open to interpretation is what happens to him. We propose that the patient goes to heaven having conquered "fear". The fact that he is not afraid to keep on living doesnt mean he came back to life, but rather he is not afraid of what is to come next in the after"life". The patient left a different legacy than he had hoped to leave on Earth, but as seen through flashbacks like cancer we know that he is remembered and loved. The patient is in heaven.

I don't know if I just create PWNZRD or not, but I assume I didn't considering the vastnes of the internet. Anyway this weekend did in fact PWNZRD, and I'll write about it now, but "i pass over" the fact that Britt is seeing MCR right now because it makes me die inside.

Friday I breezed through school getting excited about the afternoon. At about 4 Me, Rob, Frankie, Zak, and LaPerche all went to Rob's house, and on the way we picked up Scott from the train. We got to Rob's and we all stripped down (i mean we changed into normal clothes, get your mind out of the gutter you perverts). And after sitting around for a while we went to the Hot Topic in the Galleria to listen to The Black Parade. Of course by that point we all knew the whole cd since weve been lurking theblackparade.com for DAYS WITHOUT SLEEP. Rob got a free t-shirt for doing nothing. Sean showed up, and I still hate him for screwing up Hellogoodbye back at bamboozle, but hes not a horrible guy outside of that one incident so it was fine. I bought a five pack of MCR pins, a giant MCR sticker, and a HUGE MCR button. The staff also gave us all these pins that said "My Chemical Romance Album Preview 10/20" and theyre awesome. Me and Zak ended up standing in the back of the store under the speaker cause Zak hadn't heard it yet and because no matter how many times I hear it I wanna love it and focus on it.

Then we went over to the City Center to see Nightmare Before Christmas in 3D! Selemne and Paula showed up and that was teh cool because they is kewl. We got there way early and had to sit outside the theater. Security asked us 3 fucking times to see our tickets becuase they hate us for no reason. Some girls from Scott's class back in middle school were there and he went over and talked to the one he didn't hate, me and frankie just stayed on a couch watching my super sweet sixteen and discussing how awesome my super shitty sixteen would be. We did go into the movie at 9 and it was awesome, it was PACKED and like the people were real fans. Zak made Frankie move to sit next to me because he and I were both reciting the movie and singing along and he was getting pissed. We had an AWESOME time singing along, it was intense.

After the movie we raced down the magic hallway and took the elevator the wrong way, then raced down the magic hallway again. Then Scott and Rob got seperated and we all waited at the bottom of the escalator for them to come down. The stupid security told us we couldn't stand in the mall so we said "but were waiting for them" and pointed at Rob in his stupid hat coming down the escalator. Apparently 3 extra seconds is too long, and we were insulting his authority so he kicked us out. Me, Rob, Scott, Frankie, Zak, and LaPerche were alone outside again. After about half an hour in the cold Zak threw his 3D glasses on the ground and stepped on it. This upset the outdoor security guard and he kicked us out too. We then had to stand in the cold wind by the fountains near the galleria to wait for Rob's mom. It was so goddamn cold! And we were getting soaked cause of the damn water from the fountain. Zak got pissed and threw a piece of styrofoam at the fountain. Guess what? An unmarked cop car drove up next to us! They then proceeded to tell us to "go pick up your shit from the fountain, I don't care if you have to dive in cause if you don't we'll through you in there". So I was pissed but I didn't want anyone of us who is more impulsive then me to try yelling at them so I walked over to the fountain and picked it up and broke it up so it would fit in the trash and threw it out. Then the cop car drove up to me and said "if you don't wanna get fucked with when your here then stop doing stupid shit". I just nodded and tried to contain my anger cause i'd rather not get brought to the station for picking up a piece of styrofoam someone else threw. Anyway, we'd now been in the cold for around 40 minutes, we were cold, wet, and I was covered in little balls of styrofoam from breaking up the stupid thing in the fountain. Rob's mother failed to understand why we were mad which kinda made it worse.

We stayed up really late and we watched click, which according to Frankie was "extremely predictable yet good". Then me and Zak were the last guys awake, and frankie had fallen asleep across 2 areo beds so I was like "goodnight" and I picked up my pillow and i went upstairs and slept in Rob's bed. Zak followed hoping there would be extra pillows he could bring down, but there were none, so yeah me! I'm the only one who got a good night sleep unlike those poor saps on couches in the basement.

The next morning we found out we were gunna be going to the haunted house at rye playland, and afterwards go ice skating. Scott had to go home, and Zak left to get a haircut. So me, Rob, and Frankie watched disturbing youtube videos for a long time and then we called zak, who was "busy", but he managed to get back to Rob's house in time to go to the haunted house. We got there when it was dark out and we met up with matt and nick gentile, who are teh super cool happy fun. We got on line to the haunted house and watched a little of "Frankenstein vs. the Space Monster!" on the tvs, which was so awesomely b-rank. We went in as a group of Me, Rob, Frankie, Zak, Matt, and Nick. At the beginning we were like really nervous and pushing people to the front. Eventually zak took the front and after that everything became hillarious. "Guy there... guy there... guy there..." "GUY THERE!" "I saw you!" "NO YOU DIDN'T" "Yes I did!" "NO YOU DIDN'T!". Then there was a turn were there was a woman standing in the dark but she wasnt moving, and we couldnt tell if we needed to pass her or go through the trap door to the side, so zak goes. "Which way do we go?... Hello?... I see you there can you just tell us which way we go?... Do we go through the obvious trap door?... Do we like fight you or something?" and then about 20 seconds after that she decided to start talking to us and commanded us to follow her. There was this room where we walked over a narrow path and the walls spun so it made us dizzy and me and zak almost actually fell over, there was also a really annoying clown guy in the room who pissed me off just cause he wasn't dizzy. We passed a doll that was holding a blue light and it ended up being a guy who only moved when Frankie walked by, and Frankie was the most scared which made it all the funnier. Oh and another Zak moment "RAWR" "Hey you spit on me..." "ILL DO ALOT WORSE THAN THAT". At the end we saw they took a picture of us when we were in a group in the library room, if I had known it was only 7 bucks I would've bought it. It was all of us in a line, Matt looked like he was choking himself, Rob had his stupid hat on, and Frankie was cowering behind us looking over Zak's shoulder lol.

Then we went ice skating. Did I mention me, Zak, and Frankie suck at it? Me and Frankie didn't let go of the side for an hour, and Zak fell and hurt his wrist and didn't go back out. In short we suck. I beat Rob's little sister at air hockey, then I lost to frankie, then I tied with zak who had to use his left arm cause he hurt his right wrist lol. Frankie put himself in the handcuffs he bought at hot topic, then realised he had left the key at robs house and there was no safety. That night MCR was on saturday night live and they were really good. Zak and Frankie went home and Rob and I stayed up until 4 am making dragons that look like theyre eyes follow you by folding paper... long story but it was cool.

Anyway now I'm home and I saved these guys the trouble of writing about how sick the weekend was.

O.k. so all week I've been dying waiting for the listening party for the black parade tomorrow night. But MCR has been my savior and posted the entire CD for streaming on theblackparade.com

Me being a total freak I've memorized most of the songs, and of course love it. Bullets no longer holds the title of my favorite cd of all time. This cd blows anything else of ever heard out of the water, and I'm including three cheers and bullets. I know this is the first day I've heard the entire cd, but trust me I already know the songs front and back, and I've known several of them from live performances before now so I know what I'm talking about.

The End- The End is the only intro track in recent memory that is a real and likeable song in its own right. "If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see, you can find out first hand what it's like to be me." That quote, along with many many others in this under two minute song help get across my point that this song is amazing. Aside from the vocals, all the instrumentals are amazing. Its a simple tune that explodes into a loud crecendo which leads directly into...

Dead!- Which was my favorite song from their live shows. I love it to death, and the chorus is AMAZING. I also love how Gerard does the voices of the characters like the doctor, its noticeable and it works. Also there's a slam on a keyboard whenever they talk about the patient's heart which is cool. It's also the first time we hear Gerard, Frank, and Ray all sing at the same time. I can't explain this one fully, but there's something about this song that makes it seem special even in comparison to the rest of the cd, so it's definately up there in ranking.

This is How I Disappear- This song is rather frightening when you pay close attention. Essentially the doctor's prediction was right and the patient died. The title of the song is a recurring theme in the track, and the chorus won't let you forget it. This song is amazingly hooky but despite that it sounds the more like bullets than anything else on the cd. Speaking of which I'd like to say MCR has a different sound on this cd, but I don't care at all, because they still sound 100% MCR. Once you hear the cd I garuntee you'll agree with me.

The Sharpest Lives- This is the last song before the patient reaches "the light at the end of the tunnel". It also used to be called a kiss before she goes, which is still a line in the song. This song sounds more like three cheers than anything else. I love the imagery in this song, saddly most likely because it's gorey, but its a reminder its still MCR no matter what a song sounds like. And dear god is this song MCR. It comes to a point where you cant call one of these songs good or bad, only different degrees of amazing

Welcome to the Black Parade- O.k. you know this one, its all over tv. And its amazing, definately in the top half of the album a least. The "carry on" becomes a motif during the rest of the cd, and it certainly is a knock out during this song too. On the cd it does the full intro which i greatly prefer to the radio edit, and they also include the canon at the end. sexy stuff

I Don't Love You- This song slows it down alot. It's also not as sad a song as the title would lead you to believe, its more forgiveness than anything else. I like to think of it as MCR's attempt at a power ballad.

House of Wolves- RAWR this song is AWESOME. It's lyrics are completely MCR. It sounds alot like classic rock with some country-like guitar, and the chorus is SICK. Gerard let it slip that this is the third single and it DESERVES IT. I want the video now because it has some awesome imagery, this is definately one of the best of the best.

Cancer- This is the best song My Chemical Romance has ever written.

Mama- Wtf? They brought in Liza Minelli for the end of this track. Confusing? No because it totally works. There's alot of rationalization in this song, the over arching theme is that the patient doesnt think he can be forgiven but accepts that everyone is essentially damned. This is another song that's big on the hook.

Sleep- This song is kinda strange, its rather slow but with heavy guitars. There's alot of apocolyptic imagery and one has to wonder if Gerard is still being as influenced by 9/11 as he was for skylines and turnstiles.

Teenagers- Is it wrong that I find this song funny? Hopefully not because Frank thought this was a joke when Ray and Gerard played it for him. "Teenagers scare the living shit out of me!" its fun and funny. But in reality is pretty deep and pretty scary. I'm interested to see how the mtv crowd's parents respond to the overtly violent school shooting lyrics.

(got lazy and went to listen bbl)

My mom said to me the other day she wouldve been afraid to go out with an emo kid, cause then her name would end up in a song if they broke up. And this led me to realising that its disturbingly true, and these people must be real.

Evelyn- Existing in a Crisis (Evelyn) by Bayside
Christina- Christina Death by The 69 Eyes
Jess- Jude Law and a Semester Abroad by Brand New
Hannah- Kill Hannah
Delilah- Hey There Delilah by the Plain White T's
Emma- Emma by Alkaline Trio
Deanne- Deanne the Arsonist by Atreyu
Megan- Megan by the Smoking Popes
Kathy- Kathy With a K's Song by Bright Eyes
Niki- Niki FM by Hawthorne Heights
Bonnie Taylor- Bonnie Taylor Shakedown by Hellogoodbye
Jamie- Dear Jamie, Sincerely Me by Hellogoodbye
Molly- Every Man Has a Molly by Say Anything
Emily- Emily by From First to Last

no helena doesnt count

I know im missing alot but like... yeah i can bet you any sum of money those people are real.

i went to super session at congress this weekend at upenn! yeah! id be more happy if I hadnt missed nintendo fusion because of it. But its ok, Brittany came over yesterday and she got me this really awesome sweatshirt from the sleeping, i couldnt find a pic online, but its black and it says the sleeping down the front, and on the back is a heart and it says "if your heart was broken you would be dead" and it makes me feel warm and fuzzy strangely lol. also my lj icon makes me happy. tooooodles

Zak and I named one person/thing, then the other named something that could beat it in mortal combat so we could determine the strongest thing in the universe.

In ascending order. When reading this list remember the person is killed by the person below them, so therefore the bottom beats all

George Jetson
Judy
Fred Flintstone
Spaceghost
Quinn
Birdman
The Tab Can Man
The Tab Can Man's Erection
Jesse Jackson
Michael Jackson
Ash Kethchum
Gary Oak
Master Chief
Sephiroth
Dory
Stinky Pete
Gohan
The Nutcracker (Robot Chicken)
Justin Timberlake
Gerard Way
Jack Skellington
Chuck Norris
Homer Simpson
Zoidberg
Mr. T
Zoltar: Lord of Scheduling
Liger
Mewtwo
Cyrus Kornfeld
Greco
Niccolo
John Shin
Link
The Sodomizer 9000
Rabbi Schmuley
Marduck
Brian Peppers
Nemo's Father (In Frankie's Bathroom)
Yugi
Snoopy
Uncle Ruckus
Woodstock
Carson Kressley
George Takay
Andy Dick
Betty White
Wolverine
Pyro
Static Shock
Mitch
Jackie Chan
Lil Asian Boy
Conan O Brien
David Letterman
Jack Sparrow
Bebop Cola Machine
The Brooooodwhich
Jerry with the Axe
The King
Joe Coles
Gary Coleman
Edgar
Cloud
Vincent
Goku
Dwayne
Rupert Murdoch
Donald Rumsfled
Ronald McDonald
The Hamburgular
The Taco Bell Dog
The Geico Gecko
Pac Man
Ms. Pac Man
Mr. Potato Head
Mrs. Potato Head
Barbie
Ken
Vin Diesel
The Nigga
Pee Wee
Giambi
Bob Barker
Dave Chapelle
Johnny Depp
Brother Cavet
Jesus (Only because Fra didn't wanna hurt him)
Beowulf

scott, make an entry about the guy at the window

i dont feel like typing myself

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ah whatthehell x (9:44:20 PM): alt 168
ah whatthehell x (9:44:27 PM): on the side number thing
xPoisonKerosenex (9:44:36 PM): i dont have one of those
xPoisonKerosenex (9:44:37 PM): lol
xPoisonKerosenex (9:44:50 PM): ghetto laptop!
xPoisonKerosenex (9:44:51 PM): YEAH
ah whatthehell x (9:44:57 PM): ahrgagdhahsgshahe fgt
xPoisonKerosenex (9:44:58 PM): im actually missing "down"
ah whatthehell x (9:45:12 PM): i'm missing a kidney
xPoisonKerosenex (9:45:30 PM): oh, well at least u can still scroll down a page without dragging the bar
xPoisonKerosenex (9:45:31 PM): lol
xPoisonKerosenex (9:45:42 PM): but at least i can still diffuse toxins from my blood stream
xPoisonKerosenex (9:45:45 PM): equal trade off really

Sorry, the title was referencing Scott, cause he and I are elitist bastards.

I was looking at my myspace, and i was adding bands to my list again, and I was looking at the stuff I have hearts next to. Theres alot of them, but like I dont LOVE alot of them anymore. Or for some of them I never liked them ALOT. So this list used to change alot, so for my own purposes I'm naming a bunch of bands I love, then Im ordering the top 10. And I know right now that fal out boy and senses fail prolly wont be in the top 10, i just used to feel obligated to have them there since they were some of the first bands I got interested in.

My Chemical Romance
H.I.M.
Bright Eyes
Atreyu
A.F.I.
Bayside
Aiden
Armor for Sleep
Coheed and Cambria
Underoath
Escape the Fate
Hawthorne Heights
Fall Out Boy
From First to Last
Hellogoodbye
I Am Ghost
On the Last Day
Panic! at the Disco
Say Anything
The Sleeping
Silverstein
Senses Fail
The Used
Taking Back Sunday

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1. My Chemical Romance

then

2. H.I.M.
3. Atreyu
4. Bright Eyes
5. Aiden
6. From First to Last
7. Hellogoodbye
8. Silverstein
9. Escape the Fate
10. Bayside
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[I've also decided if there was a show with two stages playing at the same time, and one stage was My Chemical Romance, and the other stage was a one time only super band of Ville Vallo (H.I.M.) on vocals, Guitar by Conor Oberst (Bright Eyes) and Dan Jacobs (Atreyu), Bass from Nick W. (Aiden), and Brandon Saller (Atreyu) doing drums, I would go see My Chemical Romance.]

Anyone who reads my lj can come. Palisades, this thursday, be there. IM me for details. ITS GUNNA BE HUUUUUGE

The westchester is a boring mall, but we had the most fun humanly possible there today. We had a scavenger hunt, Me, Frankie, and Scott Vs. Chris Lewis and Chris Leonard. Here's the list, I'll x off what my group got.

[] An XXL Hanger
[x] A Candle
[x] A Blue Bottle Cap
[x] A Leaf
[] A Voice Memo of an Old Lady Saying "Fuck Off"
[x] A Straw Wrapper
[] A Guy From the Food Court
[x] An Ice Cube
[x] A Voice Memo of Someone Agreeing to See Chris Lewis as the Beast in Beauty and the Beast
[] A Box of Crayons
[x] Something Leopard Print
[x] Build-a-Bear Stuffing
[] A Tampon from a Teenage Girl's Purse
[x] A Fork

If you wanna know the specifics of how we got any of those things, just ask. lol

I got really bored, and I dont wanna type how sick warped was, or how crrazy frankie's was the other day. So I wanna bore you by listing my most played songs in itunes. The first is the most played, the bottom is the least played, but even the least has been played an assload of times

Our Lady of Sorrows
Drowning Lessons
Early Sunsets Over Monroeville
Cubicles
Demolition Lovers
Skylines and Turnstiles
Honey, This Mirror Isn't Big Enough for the Two of Us
Headfirst for Halos
Die Romantic
Bleeds No More
Decembers
The One Armed Boxer Vs. The Flying Guillotine
Cemetery Drive
Note to Self
Skylines and Turnstiles (Demo)
Emily
Ride the Wings of Pestillence
Soliloquy
Knife Blood Nightmare
The Last Sunrise
Goodbye We're Falling Fast
Featuring Some of Your Favorite Words
Killing Loneliness
Genetic Design for Dying
Lip Gloss and Black
Bleeding Mascara
Helena
Thank You For the Venom
I Liked You Better Before You Were Naked On the Internet
Enjoy the View
Right Side of the Bed
This Flesh a Tomb
Give 'Em Hell Kid
Hang 'Em High
It's Not A Fashion Statement, It's A Death Wish
Breathless
Join Me (In Death)
Bury Me in Black
It's cold Tonight
Ex's and Oh's
The Crimson
I Never Told You What I Do for a Living
Smile in Your Sleep
Knife Blood Nightmare (Demo)
Tulips are Better
Poison Girl
Your Sword Versus My Dagger
Kiss Me I'm Contagious
Lip Gloss and Black (Live)
A Perfect Sonnet
To The End
My Heroine
Fist Wrapped in Blood
The Theft
Secrets Don't Make Friends
Populace in Two
Minuet
Untitled Hidden Track
You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison
The Jetset Life is Gonna Kill You
Discovering The Waterfront
A Song for the Optimists
I'm Not O.K. (I Promise)
The Ghost of You
Right Side of the Bed (Live)
Dark Light
The Funeral of Hearts
Vampire Heart
Unbreakable (I.J.M.A)
This City is Far From Here
Interlude
At Least I Know I'm A Sinner
Jack the Ripper
Sister to Sleep
First Day of My Life
The Difference in the Shades
You Eclipsed By Me
Her Portrait in Black
Right Here in My Arms
Heartache Every Moment
Defend You
The Remembrance Ballad
Failure by Designer Jeans
Buried Alive By Love
The Latest Plague
Corseting
Take It Away
An Interlude
The Ides of March
Always and Never
Smashed Into Pieces
My Heart Your Hands
Your Sweet Six Six Six
And Love Said No
The Sacrament
Vampires Will Never Hurt You
Bury Me Deep Inside Your Heart
Creature
Blood Children (An Introduction)
Razorblade Kiss
Bonnie Taylor Shakedown 2K1

If anyone can give me the bands ill give you a fucking cookie

JDextemper (11:54:11 PM): "Will the policies of Mayor McCheese bring stability to the Hamburglar district?"
xPoisonKerosenex (11:54:21 PM): LMAO
xPoisonKerosenex (11:54:29 PM): did u ever hear my mayor mc chesses conspiracy theory!?
JDextemper (11:54:32 PM): no
JDextemper (11:54:40 PM): but I did have lots of fun with that topic
xPoisonKerosenex (11:54:41 PM): i wrote it on papers and gave it to freshmen this year
xPoisonKerosenex (11:54:46 PM): saying "arm yourself with knowledge"
JDextemper (11:54:53 PM): what the...
xPoisonKerosenex (11:54:56 PM): lmao
JDextemper (11:55:07 PM): Anywhoozle, that was the only topic I've used onomatopoeia on
xPoisonKerosenex (11:55:16 PM): mhmm
JDextemper (11:55:22 PM): 'Moving on to our second point, WOOSH!'
xPoisonKerosenex (11:55:36 PM): lol
xPoisonKerosenex (11:55:52 PM): well you see though
xPoisonKerosenex (11:55:59 PM): ronald mcdonald isnt really in charge
xPoisonKerosenex (11:56:07 PM): hes like a figure head, a puppet ruler if you will
xPoisonKerosenex (11:56:17 PM): see they need a clown because he has to put a happy face on everything
xPoisonKerosenex (11:56:40 PM): essentially, the hamburger people live in a world where its eat or be eaten, and hamburgers eat each other and are stolen to be served to the consumer
JDextemper (11:56:55 PM): ...what..?
xPoisonKerosenex (11:56:55 PM): in fact, its mayor mccheese who rules hamburger land, and it is anything but democracy
JDextemper (11:57:14 PM): You forgot to mention the rampant crime throughout the district
xPoisonKerosenex (11:57:17 PM): see he pulls the strings, and shows ronald how to make everything look just peachy
xPoisonKerosenex (11:57:21 PM): now the hamburglars
xPoisonKerosenex (11:57:25 PM): are not organized crime
xPoisonKerosenex (11:57:32 PM): but instead a freedom fighting group
JDextemper (11:57:43 PM): The government fails to notice the real threats that are people like "the Hammurderer"
xPoisonKerosenex (11:58:11 PM): mayor mcheese used ronald to spin the stories so that the news papers run the hamburger freedom force as the hamburglars, using their white and black stripped insignia as prison garc
xPoisonKerosenex (11:58:13 PM): garb*
xPoisonKerosenex (11:58:33 PM): if mayor mccheese were successfully assasinated by the force
xPoisonKerosenex (11:58:36 PM): there would be chaos
JDextemper (11:58:46 PM): Ever wonder what happened to that freaky yellow bird? The Hammurderer strangled her, and threw her body in a dumpster
xPoisonKerosenex (11:58:51 PM): initially, there would be food shortages as people searched for non hamburger sources of food
xPoisonKerosenex (11:59:00 PM): WTF
JDextemper (11:59:01 PM): ...
JDextemper (11:59:06 PM): wow...
xPoisonKerosenex (11:59:18 PM): we both have extremely disturbing, yet well thought out stories here
xPoisonKerosenex (11:59:25 PM): kudos
JDextemper (11:59:32 PM): which, of course, brings us to today's question
JDextemper (11:59:35 PM): "Holland?"